Seriously – you in the minivan – stop the hijinks!

Let’s be honest…
Minivans will never be cool. Please quit putting all those decorations on them and please stop driving them like they are race cars. I’m talking to you, mom with all eight seats in that van completely full and your stick people family stickers all over the back. Stop tailgating me, stop speeding up when I go to pass you, and for all of our sakes, get the hell off of your damn cell phone. Yesterday I saw a mom on her iPad driving. Are you serious!?! Not ok! Deal with your life, your uncool van, and be safe with your kids in the car. It’s just common sense. Thanks from the rest of the driving public.



Hmmm, Boogers and Alecheetos. Either clever naming or clever marketing. You be the judge.

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