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I’m Better Than You

Let’s be honest. 

I liked you for a split second. I was under the influence and sometimes I wonder if I was drunk our entire relationship. I always knew I was the cuter one of us two and you’re welcome for making people think you could get a girl this hot, but time’s up. 

The combination of camo pants, man boobs, and your Club Dodgeball membership is repulsive. Unique and certainly not a list of characterstics we see everyday, but probably for good reason. 

So let’s be honest: thinking of you makes me vom in my mouth a little.


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